It's hotter than a June bride in a featherbed.
It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.
It's hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.
It's hotter than two cats fighting in a wool sock.
It's hotter than a half-bred fox in a forest fire.
It's hotter than two bears fighting in a forest fire.
And my favorite
(though I don't know what it means)
It's hotter than a hoot'n poot!
I believe I know what it means...and it doesn't smell good.
ReplyDelete(Hi, Noe Noe!)
It's friggin' HOT.