The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.
~Gwyneth Paltrow
Last night Midge and her long time (nearly 2 years) boyfriend broke up.
It wasn't mutual.
It wasn't her idea.
There are many things I could say to try and mend her broken heart, but
I think her dear brother The Brat Child did it best.
BC: So we're never going to see him again?
Me: Nope
BC: (in a matter-of-fact voice) Well, then I guess we should just shoot him.
Me: (to Midge) I guess this is where I should tell him violence isn't the answer.
BC: (after driving past some cows) We could make him kiss a cow's butt. A POOPY cow butt!
Me: Good idea, less violent.
BC: Then we could get a gun, load it up and shoot him then tie him up, take him to "watersand" and throw him in the water and let sharks eat him!
I'm now wondering if the Brat Child was a Mafia Don in a previous life.
I am laughing SO hard .. I love this child .. you are missing out .. open a Twitter account and call it Stuff The Brat Child Says
ReplyDeleteOH love isn't as grand when you break up, is it? Shopping helps, it's expensive but not violent. lol
ReplyDeleteHe's awesome. The best!
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