Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Wild Ride

There were many gator rides at Blogfest 2013.  
Most were PG rated, fast, bumpy and full of laughs.  
But one... 
one was more R rated with the speed, bumps and laughs of the other rides
 it's just this one in particular was peppered with sailor-speak and badly sung lyrics. 
It looked something like this:

 Just in case you're wondering,
these are the appropriate lyrics:

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy

I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

5 comments:

  1. HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Why on Earth were we singing this f*@43$^% song? We may never know. I always love your cartoons.

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  2. Excellent cartoon! I just watched the video and the cartoon makes perfect sense! LOL!

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  3. Excellent cartoon! I just watched the video and the cartoon makes perfect sense! LOL!

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  4. Memories of Mathews are nothing without a Gator ride at night....or day for that matter.

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