Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Another Conversation With the Brat Child

BC: (climbing into bed one morning and putting his arm around me) You wanna kiss at the beach baby?
Me: Uh, no, you don't really say stuff like that to your mom.
BC: How 'bout if I marry you?
Me: You can't marry your mom.
BC: How'bout Midge.  She's not a mom.
Me: No you can't marry your sister, that's legal only in Kentucky and West Virginia not legal in Pennsylvania, Maryland or Virginia.
BC: Den I'm gonna marry you.
Me: OK fine.
BC: I'm gonna marry you, Mom, and den I'm gonna buy you diamonds at Wal-Mart.

Only the best for his Mamma.


  1. LOL! So, how were those kisses at the beach? Diamonds from Walmart....perfect

  2. HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    Is he willing to date 46 year old friends of his mother?

    I love a man with a sense of humor, whether he knows he has one or not.