So this duck walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
And the bartender said, "That's $5.00."
And the duck says, "Put it on my bill."
Actually these seagulls were mating, or rather, the male was doing a silly dance around the female while throwing his head back repeatedly.... there was also a very annoying high pitched seagull cackle coming from the male. You can see the female on the left is thrilled. I don't think I need to state obvious comparisons.