I have a barnacle fetish.
call the men with white coats to come get me they've tried before and I always manage to outrun them be alarmed, I simply mean that whenever I'm on a beach, I'm drawn to things that are encased by barnacles. And yes, like the Brat Child, I collect them and put them in my pocket.
|These barnacles are still alive, and yes, |
I threw them back in the water.